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Cry Baby Tears: Extra Sour Candy
These are so sour they come right our and call them tears. 
Well, crybaby? Are you gonna cry? 
These just aren't quite as powerful as those "stunt candies."
But, all things considered, these are a good choice for your sour enjoyment -- sour enough to know it matters, but not enough to take the enamel off you teeth.

Cry Baby Tears: Extra Sour Candy

$4.90Price
    • Immediately afterbirth, newborns are given a beautiful blue or pink cap and carried to the-nursery.
    • There, they wail and weep like an orchestra’s cacophonous warm-up.
    • Emotionless nurses stand by with clear valves to collect their sour and sweet tears in glowing hues of green, red, yellow, and orange. 
    • Don’t worry. It isn't inhumane because these are sugar babies we’re talking about, and their tears are delicious. Try them when you want a drop of something seriously sweet and tangy. 
    • When the five pound bag is complete, it’ll be enough to make a grown man cry.
    • Sell with individual package.
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